t h e D o l l h o u s e ✦

lived means, really live daba.

1. my grannys house (2 years)
2. my parents house (forever)
3. sta. ana apartment/dorm (sta. anay) - almost 1 year

GRACE KELLY. classic beauty meets my high standards.

AUDREY HEPBURN. beautiful in brunette flavor.

NATALIE HERSHLAG/PORTMAN. Modern beautiful.

TONYONG BAYAWAK. I don’t care if Coco Martin is very very gay but syempre diba puro chicks yung nilagay ko baka sabihin niyong tibo ako. haha. i’m very straight because i have a very very gay choice here!

k.

i can’t stress enough how much i hate reading but i have this special sweet spot for horror and macabre, so imma be reading the following for the rest of summer:

1. Dark Water by Koji Suzuki. i remember reading one story (The Hold) off the book for our Hum 1 class and liking it lolz. i will be kind enough to lead you here to download the ebook.
2. Drifting Classroom (the manga by Kazuo Umezu, wiki)
3. Dark Water (the manga)
4. Confession (the psychothriller manga, summary)
5. Suicide Club (the manga, i’ve read this before. link!)
6. Look Me in the Eyes When You Talk (the manga. link!)
7. others

CONTINUED FROM HOW 2 SPEAK KORYAN PART 1

Consonants:

ㅂis p/b as in “pwet!”. dapat swabe, hindi plosive. parang mahinhin na “bayag”

ㅈ is j as in “jajajajajajampong”

ㄷ is d/t as in “taekwondo”. dapat hindi din ma-pressure.

ㄱ is k /g as in “gago ka ah!”

ㅅ is s as in “super junior lololol fangirl fangirl”

ㅁis m as in “may asim pa si mommy”

ㄴis n as in “nak-awt!”

ㅇ is not pronounced unless placed on the bottom half of a syllable (explain ko mamaya), where it is pronounced as ng as in “NGGGRGHHH!!”

ㄹ is l/r as in “lerler”

ㅎ is h as in “hoy putangina mo”

ㅋ is k as in “kukinanginang yan!” full force dapat!

ㅌ is t as in “tanginang bobo mo!” full force din

ㅊ is ch as in “chipangga”

ㅍ is p as in “poootang inang gago yan pak yo” dapat gives na gives yung plosive.

you can also combine two consonant elements in a single glyph for added stress.

ex: ᄁᄄᄈᄊᄍᄔᄙ . maiiba nga lang pronounciation minsan. like, “ss” becomes “t”.

COMBINING GLYPHS TO FORM SYLLABLES!

to make life easier, let us pretend that a syllable is a window divided into 4, like the figure below. the numbers are the order in which you read the elements in a syllable.

so the syllable “dalk” will be written as so:

in the case of a three element syllable, here’s my visual representation of the window and it’s anatomical counterpart:

here’s how to make a three element syllable:

for 2 element syllables, you can just put them side by side (ex: 라  ”la” etc.)

but for the artistang sikat na ㅇ glyph, you use it before a vowel glyph to make a vowel syllable (ex: 아 is “a”. 여 is “yeo”). in the case that you find it on the lower half of a syllable (ex: 방) , you read it as “ng” so 방 is “bang”.

Koryano survival phrase of the day:

“Begopak” - I’m lost.

joke lang. it means i am hungry.

This is my crash course on how to speak koryano. 

first the alphabet. Hangul is one of the shit easiest glyphs in the warldo.

vowels:

ㅏ is read as “a” as in “amoy patay na pekpek yung kimchi mo”

ㅓis read as “eo” “o ano, aangal ka?”

ㅣ is read as “i” as in “inahit ko ang bulgogi ko”

ㅗ is read as “o” as in “ooh lala”

ㅜ is read as “u” as in “ulalam”

ㅡ is “eu” as in “ooh baby”

bahala ka na sa difference ng mga ooh.

ㅐis “ae” as in “elephant”

ㅔis also “ae” as in “elepante”

you add a putotoy to the glyphs to add a “y” sound before each vowel. so to make “ya”, you add a putotoy to the glyph “a” or ㅏ so it becomes ㅑ or “ya”.

as for vertical putotoys, you do the same: ㅗ “o”  becomes ㅛ”yo”

this does not apply to ㅣ and ㅡ because those glyphs are straight and homophobic and refuse to have another putotoy touch them.

ᅤᅨ are both read as “yeah”. nobody knows why there are two yeahs e pwede naman tatlo para yeah yeah yeahs.

Koryano Survival phrase of the day:

Na neum arum dapda / Na arum dapda  - “I cannot speak Korean”.

joke lang, it means I am perfect.

shet ang bored ko lang